Kanaya I've missed you so much you won't 8elieve the shit I had to put up with this past month that you've 8een away. Oh my gosh. :::;T

Well Now I Am Back I Will Defend Your

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Right To Ignore All The Men And Look Only At Me

Any luck getting Trollmegle to work? I miss your logs.
Anonymous

((I miss them, too, anon. but I still really dislike trollmegle. it is always super slow and obnoxious beyond belief. plus it’s hard to find someone good on there…. plus there are no non-homestuckers which were some of the best logs I ever got….

omegle is faster but there are so many people on it and most of them are dumb and not in a hilarious way.)) 

I Currently Have A Rather Delightful Harem Of Nubile Troll Females And Was Wondering If You Might You Perhaps Like To Share Some Of These Lovely Doves For I Cannot Satisfy Them All On My Own Even Though I Spend A Lot Of Time Devoting Myself To The Task
Anonymous

Yes

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Please

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Okay

2o, what do you thiink of me
Anonymous

Just Dont Try To Ship Yourself With Me And Well Be

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Fine

Classy

Classy

Hello Tumblr I Am Back And
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Looking So Sexy ?

Hello Tumblr I Am Back And

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Looking So Sexy ?

If you love Vriska's tits so much why don't you marry them?
Anonymous

I Wonder How I Should

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Propose…

I'm sorry, perhaps you would not be so cranky if you had a nicer set of spiderpillows to sleep on.
Anonymous

Spider Pillows Do Not Sound Very Appealing To Be Perfectly

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Honest

But Vriska doesn't have any tits to defend!
Anonymous

You Are A Bad Person